Itsy bitsy lunch time special

I don't know if the old wives tale is true or not, if it is in fact, just an old wives tale, but this post is being written in that delicate time frame between eating and swimming. I'm not really concerned about the wisdom being truthful or not. I just determined that now was a great time to write a blog. Besides; if it is true... I'd like to choose the healthier option. Don't want all that previous healthy to go to waste. Fish, asparagus, and yellow squash at least seem healthy to me anyway. This choice for staying away from the pool may also be accompanied by the fact that today's bathing suit choice is a bit teeny weenier than I would have desired. Alas; I am doing laundry and the Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini is the only one left to wear, that technically fits. Yes, it is my size. But it's a very small swimming suit and not one I'd desire to be seen in public in. I know the pool is only in the back, and it's the middle of a weekday. But still... one can't be too careful. Maybe the trees are spies and wish to humiliate me in the midst of my sunbathing splendor. Yet; I still do plan to go out and swim. And whilst I dry off, perhaps I can finish the last 5 chapters and Epilogue of the book I'm reading. Then perhaps, I will also be able to review it in it's entirety today on Literary Van. That would be good. This would also invite me to start reading the second book in the King Raven Trilogy; Scarlet. Plus... Avalon is a great book so far, and I cannot fathom how he's going to wrap everything up in the last few chapters, being as it stands now. Eeek! So Exciting!!! Okay, enough of this, time to step out of the locker, I'm headed to the pool.