This is me

This is your first introduction to me.... Hi, I'm Van. I would say that I'm pleased to meet you, however. I haven't met you. I may be the only one to ever read this. I can't very well meet myself, now can I. I believe we've already met. Long long ago. What would I do if I'd forgotten myself. Next time I see me on the street, what would I do? Hi, I am me. That wouldn't go over very well at all. People would suppose that I am crazy. Talking to myself and all. I just won't have it. On the other hand. Do I even have a say is this? Well, That's it. Van